Good News! Brian Sent Me A VHS Of His New Film ‘Pumpkin’!
In advance of the screening, he sent over a press copy for me to review and give you all a sneak peek of.
This is gonna be great!
Man, things are already starting to heat up!
Oh damn! Looks like something sinister is about to happen!
Wait… did the VHS just reset?
What is this?
Hachi machi, this is not good!
Someone recorded over my VHS and now it’s just full of old commercials and Alf reruns!
I don’t know what I’m gonna do! I’m supposed to have this review up by 2pm!
Ugh! I guess I’m just watching Alf now.
But if you wanna actually see ‘Pumpkin,’ come down to Videology Bar & Cinema December 4th! More info here!
Oh fuck! It’s Boba Fett! Gotta go!